"A Teetotal Tale."

While "de-flowering the golden-fingered heads" of cowslips for wine, Uncle Silas tells his nephew of trying to go off alcohol for "prit near two months" in an effort to win a beautiful girl. Failing, he comes to say goodbye, only to find himself enjoying the company of her equally lovely mother: "We come to a sort of pact. I said I'd keep Ma from being too lonely fur a night or two if she'd leave me alone now and then with the gal. In Argosy (January 1961, with title "Silas on the Wagon,") The Wedding Party (1965), Weekend (Summer 1978, with title "Silas on the Wagon").

ID: 
b296
Title: 
"A Teetotal Tale."
Genre: 
Story
Page Count: 
8
Word Count: 
ca. 1900
Publisher: 
Argosy
Weekend
Year of Publication: 
1961
Document Type: 
Comic Fiction
First-Person Narratives
Uncle Silas Stories